so we entered Dwight in this silly cutest puppy contest, and supposedly he made it to ROUND 5!!! and is on his way to the finals! so plllleease with a cherry on top vote for him? and we're not sure if it's real or fake, but if we do end up winning a bunch of money off this & if he wins, drinks & dinner are on us! love you!
it must suck to think that you're going somewhere great, when you're really being dropped off to get your balls cut off. you end up falling asleep, then waking up feeling dizzy with stitches on your groin, with a cone around your head so you can't lick where it irritates you, and accidentally run into things because all you see is tunnel vision.
Dwight deserves a steak...and a beer. cheers buddy.