as we logged onto our myspace, we noticed an advertisement that haunted us on our home page:
are they forreals?! who in their right mind would want to party with Vanilla Ice?! Sure maybe when he was the jokey famous white rapper that we all knew him to be. But Vanilla Ice now??! Does anyone remember this:
That guy is insane! You might as well carry mace, no, a gun with you if you want to party with him now for the fear of him having some kind of flashback of his short-lived rap career. Man, we kinda feel sorry for him. But you know, we're just looking out for you guys.
<3 middle class
p.s. this is probably the only good memory we have of the guy: