what the hell?!

look at who natalie portman is dating now:

devendra effin banhart!

what the hell!? this whole time she was telling me she was off saving animals and making vegan cookies for somalia or some foreign country. is this what it comes down to nat?! just because i cant grow facial hair and folk sing like this bloke, doesn't mean that the love isnt there! look deep down inside past that bearded pot of gold and realize you have someone better.

you have me. and i miss you, so come home.

*sigh*