Monday, April 13, 2009

Did he just say "poonani?!"

Steven Seagal, aka:

aka Shoulder Pads Rock. aka I will break your neck with my pony tail has an album, if you didn't already know. Yes, he's a musician/singer/songwriter. And you wonder, does he play blues, soul, world music? All of the above? Yes, yes, yes, and yes...and to top it off, he also makes dancehall. We aren't quite sure what to do, other than be potentially grossed out, laughed out loud, or giving props for things other than music (aka scoring hot models, and never really having to kick anyone, because his shoulder pads do all the talking)....we definitely fell out of our chairs just now listening to this song:

WOW. we just....WOW. and did he just say "poonani?" Yes...because we just googled the lyrics, and here they are:

Girl what you really want all night
Me want the buddy, make me feel nice
Boy what you really want all night
Me want the poonani, see for make nice
She want the buddy
Him want the poonani
And me know it nice

When the girls start to strut
you could look at her butt, you shouldn't do that
Think about just that because her clothes are just as pretty
They're not just to cover her kitty

Girl what you really want all night
Me want the buddy, make me feel nice
Boy what you really want all night
Me want the poonani, see for make nice
Baby the way you waik is so hot
Let's have a shot of rum
Then I can make you cum, with me
To the ocean
That would be phat
You can be my bow cat
Nice ital breeze
Bring you to your knees
We're jammin

...............................................................we'll stop there. We should probably consider all the hot girls he scored to make up for this song, and those lyrics, more specifically this girl:

Kelly LeBrock aka the girl from Weird Science. the girl on the left is Olivia Munn (ramsey's girl) recreating Kelly LeBrock in Weird Science (on the right). It still doesn't make us forget how grossed out we are because he said "me want the poonani", "that would be phat", "make you cum" and "kitty." ew.


fred said...

shes got nothing on 80s Kelly.

Anonymous said...

Olivia doesn't even come close to recreating this Photo of Miss Lebrock. I would say nice try but really you shouldn't have attempted...Sorry Olivia....

Anonymous said...

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