Yokoo just got interviewed for Vice magazine, which is great for Yokoo! Congrats! She also wanted to tell you to buy her stuff, because like everyone else in this "economic crisis", she needs $$$$ too. She wants a real dookie rope chain, but since she can't afford to buy a real one, she had to make one of her own:
she makes other great things, like this:
So buy here stuff HERE. and yes, that's her in the pictures. and no she isn't single, because she's married to us. maybe.